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06/13/13 11:20 AM #2286    

 

Kenneth Strong

Sorry I missed lunch.   I had rented a house in Idaho on the Snake River and was up fishing for the week.  It was a very good time.  You can see the house in the background. 


06/18/13 01:28 PM #2287    

 

David Lynn

After golfing up there last week and seeing the clear water, at least in the stream I was by, I don't blame fish for wanting to live in Idaho. Nice Ken.

I did wonder what you drove to cross that bridge.

 


06/18/13 04:42 PM #2288    

 

Daryl Tucker

Looks like a piece of Heaven, Ken.


06/19/13 12:51 AM #2289    

 

Keith Johnson

I BET HE ROLLS THAT BRIDGE IN EVERY NIGHT SO NO ONE ELSE CAN GET IN.


06/19/13 09:29 AM #2290    

 

Kenneth Strong

Its a foot bridge.  You have to get a run at it and jump from one chunk of cememt to the next.    At 62 I was just barely making it.   You know it was 40 feet between each of the pillers.    That is getting too big of a jump for me now.   Maybe if I lost some weight that would help. 


06/21/13 09:51 PM #2291    

 

Shauna Bona (Leetham)

Nice Kenneth if you can jump 40 ft, you are my hero!!! Is anyone doing something fun for the 4th of July?? We go up to Park City, they have a great celebration and parade. What is the crasiest thing any of you have ever done with fireworks???? There have to be some good stories with all you crazy guys!!!

 

 


06/22/13 11:45 AM #2292    

 

Kenneth Strong

On the 4th of July we usually take a drive down threw central Utah and see all the small town celebrations.  Some are interesting and some are not.  We seen a little parade one day down by Dennis Sorensen.    It is fun to see what small communities do.   Maybe we will go down to Kanab and see what they do as we are part of that community right now. 


06/23/13 09:04 PM #2293    

 

Marvin Dansie

 

My wife and I were with friends at a small beach resort on the gulf side of the Yucatan Peninsula, a trip that we had been looking forward to for years.

 

The trip started out great, but then it started to rain. It was the third night of our stay before we got a break in the rain, it was not that it had been a particularly heavy rain, but it had been constant.

 

I thought I would take advantage of the break in the weather to hurry over to the visitor’s center that was about a quarter of a mile away to see if I could get some information about the surrounding area. It was about five o’clock in the afternoon and we had dinner plans with our friends at seven. I decided it would be quicker to go by myself and took one of the local suicide taxies to the center. 

 

I had only been in the center for about five minutes before it started to rain again, this time with a bit more intensity. It rained pretty hard for what seemed to be about a half hour before it lightened up. I had waited out the rain on the little covered deck of the center. While I was there I noticed that I could see the back of the hotel that we were staying in and that there seemed to be a concrete sea wall that ran past the visitor center and hotel.

 

I had not realized that darkness comes so early and quickly this close to the equator. I thought that if walked back to the hotel across the seemingly open space between the visitor center and the hotel it would probably take me less than ten minutes, but the sun had gone down and it was getting dark.

 

I could see the lights around the hotel and the adjacent restaurant. I quickly made my way to the sea wall and followed it toward the hotel. The light was fading and it was getting hard to see. At the edge of the grassy area I could see the top of the sea wall, it was about a foot across and light colored. I realized I better hurry before it got completely dark. The grassy area was muddy and it had started to rain again.

 

I started to jog, you know the way you would run when you are not too sure of your footing. I could still make out the short coarse grass that seemed to cover most of the area, but all the rain had made a lot of puddles and I never knew how deep they were going to be. I was trying to hurry, when suddenly I seemed to fall through the ground. 

 

It took me a moment to realized what was happening. I seemed to be entangled in something, something that had the strong odor of hydrogen sulfide. Then I felt the chill of the water tugging on my legs. The rain had caused a small stream (that normally ran through an out fall in the sea wall) to flood. When I had looked at the area from the visitors center I should have seen the stream bed, but the out fall had became blocked by all the flood debris (or maybe it was just over whelmed by all the rain) and the water had risen to the height of the sea wall, the surface was covered by floating aquatic plants that had been dislodged from the stream bed. As I tried to free myself from the clinging mat of weeds I could feel myself being dragged toward a breach in the sea wall by the water flowing below. I felt for the sea wall, hoping to pull myself out, but the top of it had been eroded away and a few inches of water was running over it. I could barely make out the main part of the breach about six feet away. I don’t know how deep it went, but it was about six or eight feet across and I suddenly became aware of the dull roar of the water rushing through. I knew I was about to die.

 

It was one of those moments when your life flashes before your eyes. I wondered how long it would be before they found my body. I felt anguish for my wife as she waited for the husband that would never return. Why had I chosen to walk back to the hotel? Would my body be washed out to sea or would it be buried by the sewage polluted vegetation that was constricting me? 

 

As the water pulled me closer to the breach I noticed that a whirlpool had formed and was sucking down the weedy vegetation. The weedy mat started to swirl around the whirlpool as its bits and pieces waited their turn to be dispatched in its vortex. As I was pulled toward the whirlpool I suddenly realized that I was moving upstream, caught in the powerful eddy that was causing the whirlpool. The thick weedy mat was disintegrating around me as parts of it disappeared down the vortex. The eddy caught me and flung me around the the vortex and I was suddenly on the other side of the breach. I felt the sea wall again. I started feeling around trying to find something to grab hold of. I could feel the water trying to drag me back to the whirlpool. Then I found it, a piece of exposed rebar in the sea wall. It wasn’t much, but it was enough to grab hold of and I gradually pull myself free of the water currents. I managed to pull myself along using the submerged top of the sea wall until I finally reached solid (or mostly solid) ground again.

 

As I staggered to my feet, I realized I was covered with mud and stinking bits of vegetation. As I stood there in the darkness and the rain I felt like such a fool. I knew I was lucky to be alive.

 

As I was standing there trying to figure out how I was going to explain all of this to my wife, I was startled by this annoying buzzing sound. I opened my eyes and I was looking at the ceiling of my own bedroom - it was Saturday morning and I knew I would be needing a nap in the early afternoon. 


06/24/13 11:21 AM #2294    

 

David Lynn

Well written. Glad you are ok. Was your bed wet?

 


06/24/13 12:10 PM #2295    

 

UTawna Johnson (Witney)

Marvin!! You are such a dork!! I was right there in that mess with you the whole way through! You wrote a story that would have made Mrs. Kaufman proud of you!! wink


06/24/13 12:17 PM #2296    

 

Daryl Tucker

You get an "A" on that story from me, Marvin. You really had me going. Thanks for increasing the entertainment value of the forum!


06/25/13 06:53 AM #2297    

 

Marvin Dansie

Tawna - I told Coke that you called me a dork.

She said that she already knew I was a dork. In fact, she said that she had known for a long time that I was both a geek and a dork (sort of a dual sociological and psychological disorder). I guess I shouldn't have been surprised you called me a dork, since it has evidently always been obvious.

I hope you liked my mini adventure story.


06/25/13 02:11 PM #2298    

 

UTawna Johnson (Witney)

Marvin...   it was a great story!! Thanks for a good laugh... at the end when I started to breathe again.  cheeky


06/25/13 04:48 PM #2299    

 

Carol Golding (Pitcher)

You had me going too.  At the end I was certainly glad you was being watched over.  And then the pucnh line.   Great story!


06/25/13 05:47 PM #2300    

 

Charles (Chuck) Gividen

OK Marvin.  My minds eye was seeing in detail everything you said.  I could feel what you were experiencing.  I knew that you came out of it alive because you told the story.  I panicked thinking that you were going to be sucked into that vortex, just like the "toilet bowl" in Hawaii on the island of Oahu.  I saw the mess you were in and..................WOW, you got me.  I had a great laugh.  I don't think you are a dork.  You are very clever, and you got us.  Great job.  Maybe some day I will tell the story of what happened when I was looking for night crawlers. I had a specialized listening device which would help me hear the worms breathing so I would know where to dig for them.  


06/28/13 12:18 PM #2301    

 

Linda Schardine

Chuck,

 

You must tell us the rest of the story...........don't leave us hangin.......

 


06/28/13 11:16 PM #2302    

 

Charles (Chuck) Gividen

The worms were holding their breath.  Yes, I know...I am a dork too....I could not help myself......


07/01/13 12:25 PM #2303    

 

Linda Schardine

Good one Chuck, cool at least you guys are out there! dorks or not.....~~~~~~~~


07/01/13 12:46 PM #2304    

 

David Lynn

My mom has been so lonely, I bought her a dog but she didn't like it. She said it barked all the time and she would forget to let it out to do its' business and it smelled up the house. So I found a cute little kitten. That lasted three days when she called and said it was scratching the funiture, come get it. Then I found a great bird, it cost me $5,000.00, but it spoke five languages and stayed in its cage. That will keep her company. I didn't hear any complaints so I called her and asked her how she liked it. She said it was delicious.     

Mom! That bird cost me $5,000.00 and could speak five languages. She said it should have spoken up.

You all should speak up.

Worms can only hold their breath for 37 seconds.


07/03/13 04:02 PM #2305    

 

Daryl Tucker

I think Dennis Sorensen is on a tour back east and is supposed to be in Gettysburg tomorrow for the 4th of July. What a cool place to be for the 150th anniversary of that historic Civil War battle.

 

Anyway, this is how Dave told me he ended up paying $5000 for the parrot:

He was at an auction when the bird came up for sale and Dave decided to bid on the bird. The price kept going higher and higher and Dave figured if someone was so willing to pay that much for the parrot it must be something special. Eventually he won the bidding at $5000. When he was paying the auctioneer, he said, "I hope that parrot can talk, because he's costing me some serious cash." "Of course he can talk, said the auctioneer. Who do you think was bidding against you?"

 


07/05/13 01:49 PM #2306    

 

Debbie Lawrence (Clark)

Just checking in....I haven't been on for a while.  I'm sure you all missed me. (sarcasm)

I'm doing well, thanks for asking. (again, sarcasm)

I'm sorry.  I don't know how to be anything other than sarcastic.  Hey, someone has to keep the art of sarcasm alive, and its me.

OPEN LETTER to Larry .  Was it something that I said?


07/05/13 02:44 PM #2307    

 

Kenneth Strong

While liting off fireworks last night my 11 year old granddaughter made a profound statement.  

 

Lighting Fireworks:
Amelia: "Dad no! Grandpa's old enough, he can die now! You have a long life to live still!"

Now I know how much I am loved.    Last year at a fireworks show she was hit by a gone astray fireball and was burned.  Now she is scared of even a sparkler.  


07/06/13 05:37 PM #2308    

 

Daryl Tucker

You know Ken, kids have a way of putting things in the right perspective. Let's not kid ourselves, People our age should be lighting fireworks, defusing bombs and volunteering to go after the Ten Most Wanted. The time to leave a positive mark on history is getting shorter every day.

On a cheerier note. (Notice the sarcasm, Debbie?) Here are a few people whose sarcasm was in full flower:

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.” Groucho Marks

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.” George Bernard Shaw

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” Oscar Wilde

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.” Victor Borge

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” Mark Twain

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow

After typing these, I realized these guys are all dead. Debbie, it really is up to you to keep the art of sarcasm alive! You go!

 


07/10/13 05:51 PM #2309    

 

Daryl Tucker

Well it looks like I've killed off the conversation once again! Just in case there still is anyone out there... Dennis Sorensen and I are planning on lunch on Thursday, the 18th at 11:30 am at T-Bone. Everybody who can possibly make it is heartily welcome. Let's try to have a big group. 


07/12/13 10:48 AM #2310    

 

David Lynn

Ok Daryl, I'll take your spot for a week. I know how you feel seeing your post sit there like no one is listening. I hope it's just because it's summer and nobody died.  Rob Hardy was in town a week ago, we missed him. He said he'd go golfing next time he was coming through.

Next Thurs. will be good.

I know you were the auctioneer when you drove the price up on that bird. By the way we named it Eric.

Riddle: What's big at the bottom, small at the top and has ears?


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